var newSlogan=new Array()

newSlogan[0] = "Providing Sensibly Priced Works of Art Since 1986";
newSlogan[1] = "Established in Boston, 1986";
newSlogan[2] = "Hand-Crafted Coding Since 2001";
newSlogan[3] = "Honest Works of Art at a Sensible Price";

var Q = newSlogan.length;
var whichnewSlogan=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function shownewSlogan(){document.write(newSlogan[whichnewSlogan]);}
shownewSlogan();